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Yushchenko Needs a Sidekick

I get lots of postings here at Orange Ukraine which resemble this one:

Ukrainians must be careful not to put Yushchenko on a pedestal. Believe in him yes, but not think of him as some sort of saviour. He's only human. I'm afraid many Ukrainians are looking to him to save them but it's the people themselves who must work very hard at turning Ukraina around for the better. I pray that Yushchenko and the common people will have the strength. -- Roma Boiko

And occasionally get ones that resemble this one, only with the opposition connotations: that Yushchenko is just as corrupt as all the rest.

People are excited about events, not a perceived savior

Ok, so Roma's posting needed to be posted, and she spoke clearly. Yushchenko is human and he therefore has flaws, no one should think he can solve all of Ukraine's problems himself. But the correct rider to that thought is that Ukrainians must therefore help him to solve Ukraine's problems, not that they should just lower their expectations. Now, when citizens are filled with a reforming spirit and still glowing with victory they should not dispense with that feeling of optimism, but translate it into action. Prayer should not be a surrogate for action.

Furthermore, I don't think it was the prospect of having someone make everything better for them that has so many people hopeful. People are excited about Yushchenko because he was an opposition deputy they were able to bring to power by democratic vote despite smear campaign, fraud, and threat of violence. As far as I'm concerned, this is a perfectly legitimate reason to be giddy.

He's not sinless, but he's got a few other superhero characteristics

One of the key problems with the Yushchenko campaign is that he's got no sidekick to remind us how tough he is. Why did Batman need Robin? Because if it weren't for Robin, we wouldn't have anyone to say: "Holy hyacinths, Batman! The dioxin concoction Poison Ivy is using could kill you in a second!" We wouldn't know how tough Batman is, because he would be too tough to mention it himself, and there would be no one else around to do so. Without a sidekick, Yushchenko has no one to give us regular reminders that he has endured an amazing amount of punishment during this election. [note: Yuliya Tymoshenko doesn't fit the mould because she's as tough as Yushchenko.]

We've all probably heard by now that Yushchenko was poisoned and that during the attempt to kill him he was given the second-largest non-lethal dose of dioxin in history. What a good sidekick would remind us about is that this means the man has become ugly, pockmarked, and greenish for having the audacity to run against Yanukovych.

A sidekick would tell us his wife will see that face when she kisses him goodnight for years or even the rest of their lives. He will tell us that a physically active and healthy outdoorsman lost years of his life and suffered the curtailment of the physical exercise he enjoys.

Yushchenko's good looks were a great asset, especially considering his poor rhetorical ability. If a jealous rival actress were to burn up Nicole Kidman's face with acid, what kind of horror would this inspire in us? She would still have her acting ability, as Yushchenko has his political strengths, but you could at least expect people to be respectful regardless of their opinion of her. Yushchenko has gotten nothing from pro-Yanukovych forces but ridicule, even of the horrific and scarifying wrong done to him.

What kind of commitment to compromise and the rule of law would you need to have to come to a reform agreement with those who mocked you for the wrongs done to you and even those who probably tried to kill you multiple times?

The sidekick would also be able to tell us about the attempt to blow Yushchenko up, run him off the road, and more. He could reel off less well known incidents, too. For example, he could tell how, last year, Yushchenko's eldest son got in a taxi in Kyiv that got into an accident that put him in a coma. Yushchenko himself doesn't bring up this event, because the event was officially called an accident and no evidence proves it was planned. But how unlucky can the Yushchenko family really be in an election year? And what strength would a father need to be able to see his son lying unconscious in the hospital and then refrain from accusations until such times as evidence comes to light. (Especially when he knows the Prosecutor General is tied to the men who would be the main suspects)?

Yushchenko is human, and also sinful; so are all the other people I respect. But I'd like to take time to say: "Holy murderous malefactors, Yushchenko! Those oligarchs pounded you harder than anybody since Gongadze. How are you still standing?"

Posted on Monday, January 10, 2005 at 03:14AM by Registered CommenterDan McMinn in | Comments7 Comments

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Reader Comments (7)

Hi Dan, I'm sorry for using this journal entry to get to you... I can't seem to find your adress e-mail anywhere on this site.

I wanted to ask you if I can use some of your pictures of the ukrainian revolution. I'm doing a radio report on the ukrainian election for a contest in Canada and I need to make a folder on my subject. I'd like to use some of your pictures in addition to my research.

I'd put your name under them and the link to this site.

Thanks

Evelyne Asselin
journalism student in Montréal
January 10, 2005 | Unregistered CommenterFloralieca
It is to Yushchenko's credit that he is a bad rhetorician and a bad demagogue. He will make a great head of state who can keep the country together and take it into the future, with the strength of his character and his integrity.

Executive power should be with the Prime Minister who will be accountable on a daily basis to the Parliament. Yushchenko would probably wish not to sully himself by entering into the daily fray of balancing interests in the government and playing petit power politics.

What is important is a system of checks and balances, and accountibility. Individuals do not matter so much - except for when they take a position of symbolism, which is also critically important in fledgeling states. Yushchenko will go into Ukrainian (and world) history as another Abe Lincoln or Gorbachev or Churchil that saved a nation.

I believe Yushchenko understands this - that his position as head of state is more critical than dilly dallying in the day to day affairs of the government.
January 10, 2005 | Unregistered CommenterManucher
Viktor Yushchenko is a man of courage, there is no other way to put it. Same of Yulia Tymoshenko. In my country, they'd get Medals of Freedom AND THEY SHOULD.

As the British say, "Cometh the moment, cometh the man."

And what's this about Yushchenko's son?
January 10, 2005 | Unregistered CommenterJosef
I believe that above all else, Yuschenko said the main priority of his administration would be to secure free, open elections for 2006. Doing this would ensure the same for years to come, and as long as he follows through with that, he will ensure for himself national heroship.
January 10, 2005 | Unregistered CommenterRobert Mayer
Dear Dan,
Just so you know, I'll continue praying for Ukraina and Yushchenko because I believe they really need it in order to take the right action. I guess that is why we say,"Keep the faith."
And by the way, Roma is a woman's name.
Thanks for your insight.
January 12, 2005 | Unregistered CommenterRoma Boiko
Hi Roma! Changed the name thing. Apologies for the mistake. Thanks for your comment, it's points like that that are why I like blogging. It adds peer review, of a sort, to what would otherwise be a monologue.
January 17, 2005 | Registered CommenterDan McMinn
Thanks Dan. I'm looking forward to your article in The Atlantic Monthly.

I think Yushchenko could have used Hubert Humphrey's campaign slogan,"The Politics of Joy." Just a thought.
January 17, 2005 | Unregistered CommenterRoma Boiko

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