So perhaps the Lily Revolution then?
You ready for this?
In this little rant in the Daily Telegraph submissions section (at the very end, entitled "Be Watchful"), the author complains about a huge problem with the Orange Revolution: the people demostrating in Kyiv are all white.
How is it possible that the millions of protesters could have been so thoughtless they forgot to be multiracial?
Even more importantly: Why did all the black voters stay home in villages throughout Ukraine, and what does this say about Yushchenko's supposedly nationwide support base?
Lesya suggests that it is probably true that Ukrainians' predominant whiteness "reflects their misfortune"; The next government must expend every effort to create a nationwide network of government sponsored tanning salons.

Reader Comments (9)
LOL.... Lord, what a looney lot the Londoners!
Besides - the post is just flat wrong - there's lots of Ukrainian men that are sometimes black... here's just one!
http://anyold.com/Ukraine/Ukraine_coal_miner.jpg
See this photo in BBC photo archive:
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/in_pictures/4065431.stm
However, I did know one or two Ukrainians who married foreign citizens of color. Their children (perhaps like the man in the picture) would bring a touch of color to the peoplescape.
I am fully willing to believe the Times ran in good fun, the same reason I did. Moonbats aren't just the property of one country, they're free for all of us to share!
The idea that photographers ought to have looked for "diversity" shots to show the future of a better Ukraine blows my mind. How manufactured.
We've more than our share in Southern California.. but, here's an 'in good fun' look at the Eastern Species... *g*
http://www.indcjournal.com/archives/001280.php
and part two...
http://www.indcjournal.com/archives/000331.php
This was typical English Daily Telegraph humour.